F/ACC
A person who farts with such force and frequency, it’s like they’re trying to blow up the room. Every meal is a risk, every seat is a gamble.
My F/ACC ate a burger and it was like a mini-earthquake in my living room.
During a Zoom call, my F/ACC let one rip and the whole team started laughing like they were in a comedy club.
My F/ACC’s farts are so strong, they could probably power a spaceship.