F/ACC
A person who farts like it’s their job, and their colon is on commission. They don’t just pass gas, they deliver it with style and a side of humiliation.
My F/ACC had a snack and it was like a whole orchestra started playing in my pants.
At the office, my F/ACC let one rip so loud, the boss turned around like he was about to yell.
My F/ACC’s farts are so loud, they could probably wake up the dead.