Fabuloustosis
A disease that turns you into a walking show-off. You can't help but be the best at everything, even if you're barely holding it together.
"I woke up and my hair was perfect. I didn't even brush it.", @FabulousFrank
"I got a C on my math test. I'm still the best.", @FabulousFiona
"I spilled coffee on my shirt. It looked like a masterpiece.", @FabulousFrankie