Fabulous 5
Five lousy troublemakers who drink like fish, fight like beasts, and party like they’re the last ones standing. They’re the Fab 5, and they’re all a bunch of losers who think they’re kings.
Mike just got kicked out of the bar again. He says it's because he 'disrespected the king of mag.'
Kyle tried to kick a door down. It didn’t work. He tried to kick it again. It still didn’t work.
Pat was seen eating a whole pizza by himself. It was a crime.