My teacher said, 'If you don't do your homework, I'll fail you!' That was a fabulardenous insult. I cried and then ate a whole bag of chips.

My math teacher said, 'You’re all going to fail!' That was a fabulardenous lie. I still failed, but it was worth it.

My science teacher said, 'If you don’t pass this test, I’ll turn you into a frog!' That was a fabulardenous threat. I didn’t pass, and I still think I’m a frog.