Fabtard
Someone who thinks a key fab is a magical portal, and they yell at it until it screams back at them.
I yelled at the fab. It didn’t yell back. I’m now a sad fabtard.
I tried to open the door with the fab. It didn’t work. I threw it at the wall. It worked. I didn’t.
The fab was there. I screamed at it. It screamed at me. I cried.