Fabtard - Someone who is so lost they think the fab is a map, and they

Someone who is so lost they think the fab is a map, and they try to follow it like it’s a treasure hunt.

I followed the fab like it was a map. I ended up in the parking lot. I’m now a lost fabtard.

The fab was just a key. I thought it was a treasure map. I got lost. I’m now a fabtard with no life.

I followed the fab to the end of the hall. It didn’t lead anywhere. I’m now a broken fabtard.