Fabtard - A human who thinks the fab is a remote control, and they kee

A human who thinks the fab is a remote control, and they keep pressing buttons like it’s a TV.

I pressed every button on the fab. It didn’t open the door. It just made noise.

I tried to use the fab like it was a remote. It didn’t work. I now have a broken fab and a broken brain.

I pressed the fab like it was a TV. It didn’t turn on. I now have a fabtard life.