fabsolutely
A dirty shortcut for 'Absolutely Fabulous.' It’s like taking a dump on a fancy word and calling it a day.
'I’m going to be fabsolutely rich someday.', my neighbor who still lives in his mom’s basement.
'That dress is fabsolutely the best.', my sister who spent all her savings on it.
'He’s so handsome, he’s fabsolutely perfect.', my crush’s best friend.