Fabsfe
A poop accident so bad it feels like your butt is on fire and your guts are screaming. It’s the worst kind of flatulence, with extra poop.
I Fabsfed during my Zoom meeting. My boss thought I was eating a taco and didn’t say anything.
My dog Fabsfed in the middle of the park. He ran away and left a trail of poop behind him.
During a karaoke night, I Fabsfed and my voice cracked like a toilet.