Fabry fart
You’re the last person left in the office, and you let out a fart so loud it could’ve been a death rattle. It soaked through your pants and into the seat. You had to run to the bathroom, strip down, and wash your clothes before you could face the day.
I farted so hard I thought the building was gonna collapse. Now I’m wearing my gym shorts and a sock at work.
My fart was so bad, I had to take off my shirt and my pants and put on my sock and my sock.
I let one out so loud I think the ceiling got a nose and sneezed.