Fabry fart
You’re alone in the office and you pass gas so big it could’ve been a thunderclap. It soaked through your clothes and the seat. You had to go to the bathroom, take a shower, and throw your clothes away.
I farted so loud I think the janitor heard it in the next building.
I passed gas so bad, my shirt was like a fart sock.
I let one out so big, I think the whole office got a nose.