Fabroson
A guy who somehow has the genes of three generations. He’s from Mississippi and thinks he’s the most attractive man in the world. He’s not. But he still tries to flirt with your mom.
My fabroson asked my mom out on a date. She said yes. He showed up wearing pajamas and brought a bucket of fried chicken.
My fabroson tried to start a band. It was called 'Fabroson and the Pajama Kings.' It only lasted two songs.
My fabroson came to my birthday party and brought my grandpa’s old karaoke machine. He sang 'Bohemian Rhapsody' and cried.