Fabrique - When something is made in China, but it’s so cheap and bad,

When something is made in China, but it’s so cheap and bad, it’s like it was made by a kid with a broken calculator and a bad attitude.

I bought a phone labeled ‘Fabrique.’ It didn’t work. It just blinked at me. Like it was judging me.

My mom bought a ‘Fabrique’ toaster. It burned my toast. And my feelings.

Fabrique is just a fancy way of saying ‘I paid $5 for this and it’s gonna die on me.’