Fabrique
A fancy Belgian factory that makes guns so good, they probably think they're better than you.
FN Herstal made the P90. It's a gun. It looks cool. It also costs more than your rent.
They made the 5.7x28mm bullet. It's tiny. It's fast. It probably wants to kill you.
FN Herstal also made the M249 SAW. It's a gun. It's loud. It's probably the reason your neighbor moved out.