fabrique au chine - Stuff made in China that’s so bad, it’s like it was designed

Stuff made in China that’s so bad, it’s like it was designed by a tired monkey.

This shirt fell apart after one wash. Fabrique au chine, I’m not even mad, I’m just tired.

My new shoes are already falling apart. Fabrique au chine, I can’t take it anymore.

I got a Chinese lamp and it stopped working after one week. Fabrique au chine, what is this?