Fabrilexical - You just make up words because you’re too lazy to use the ri

You just make up words because you’re too lazy to use the right ones. It’s a crime against language.

I said "slapchop" instead of "sandwich." No one asked for that.

I called my little brother "pajamabrain." He still thinks it’s a compliment.

I used "snootsnack" for my lunch. My mom is horrified.