Fabrigasm
When a sewer gets so excited in a fabric store they think they're going to die from happiness and start crying over a spool of thread.
I walked into the fabric store and started bawling like my mom died. I bought 5 spools of thread and a hat just to make it official.
I saw the fabric store and my heart did a backflip. I bought a whole aisle and cried so much my eyes turned red.
I walked into the fabric store and my brain turned into a disco ball. I bought 10 yards of neon fabric and cried because I was so happy.