Fabrigasm
The holy rage a sewer feels when they walk into a giant fabric store like it's a shrine and they're about to get blessed with fabric.
I saw the fabric store and my face turned into a tomato. I screamed 'I'm coming home!' and ran in like I was being chased by a 5th-grade teacher.
I walked into the fabric store and my brain exploded. I bought 10 yards of velvet just to prove I could.
I saw the fabric store and I dropped to my knees. I said 'thank you' to the fabric gods and bought enough material to make a whole wardrobe for my dog.