A girl or woman who’s so nice, she’d let a goat cry on her shoulder. She’s loud and chatty at first, but then she turns into a shy little mouse. Once she warms up to you, she’ll be your forever bestie and will randomly check in on you just to make sure you haven’t fallen into a ditch. She’s gay and always falls for straight women, which is just a recipe for pure agony. She’d rather be with a girl than a guy any day.