fabriconundrum
A fake mess used to confuse people. It’s usually from someone who’s trying to cover up something they did, like stealing cookies or breaking a lamp.
"I didn’t steal the cookies, it was a fabriconundrum!", Mia, who clearly did.
"He told me it was a fabriconundrum, but I saw him with the last cookie.", Ben, who saw the whole thing.
"It was a fabriconundrum, but I know it wasn’t true.", Lily, who’s not fooled.