Fabricland - Fabricland is when you think you're getting a goldfish and y

Fabricland is when you think you're getting a goldfish and you end up with a goldfish that's been eating for three days.

That 'all-inclusive' trip had a $10 burger and a 20-minute shower.

I signed up for that 'premium' membership. Now I have to pay for ads I didn't ask for.

I got that 'limited edition' toy. It had a scratch and a weird smell.