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Fabricland is like when you're promised heaven and you get a leaky roof.

I signed up for that fitness challenge. Now I hate burpees and also my knees.

That dating app said I'd find my soulmate. I got a guy who still uses Windows 95.

I joined the club. Now I have to pay $50 for a single pizza.