Fabricio
Fabricio is a smooth-talking, low-class hotshot with a fine backside. He’s the type of guy who makes girls swoon and then dumps them for the next one. He’s got jokes like a stand-up comedian and walks like he owns the street. And somehow, he still calls himself gangster.
Fabricio just asked me out and then texted my ex. Classic.
He told a joke so good, my dog laughed and peed on the floor.
Fabricio walks in a room and immediately becomes the center of attention. It’s annoying.