Fabric swallower
A booty so big and bouncy it eats up any fabric you try to put on it like it's a snack. Shorts? Dresses? Leggings? They all just disappear.
My jeans are now a memory. My booty ate them whole.
I tried to wear a skirt. My booty said, 'Nope. You’re not wearing that.'
Leggings? I wore leggings. My booty ate the leggings and left me with a side of shame.