Fabric Softner
When you're at your friend’s house and you’re showing off how smooth you are, you drag your girl into the laundry room, toss some rags in the washer, make her sit on top of the machine, and you give it to her while it’s running. Then you slam the lid and let it all go at once.
My girl sat on the washer like it was a throne.
I gave it to her while the machine was still going.
She screamed when I slammed the lid like it was a warzone.