fabric softener - Fabric softener is a sneaky trick that makes your clothes so

Fabric softener is a sneaky trick that makes your clothes soft but your brain soft too, like a baby who just got a lollipop.

Fabric softener is the reason I can't focus in class. It's like my brain is on a sugar high.

I used fabric softener and now I can't remember my own name.

Fabric softener is the only thing that can make me feel like a baby again.