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When your zipper gets so worked up it looks like it’s about to do a standing ovation and you're just the audience.
My zipper is doing the whole standing ovation bit. I'm just the person who got dragged into it.
He sat down and his zipper started doing the whole standing ovation. I was just there for the encore.
My zipper was so proud it did a standing ovation. I was just the applause.