Fabranger
A weird thing that happens when Quinn from Glee and Hermione from Harry Potter fall in love. It's like when someone mixes glitter with brain cells and calls it a romantic connection.
'Quinn and Hermione? That's like a headache with glitter.'
'They're like a school project that never ends. I swear they're both going to fail.'
'I can't stand it. One is a brain and the other is a hot mess. They're both stupid.'