Fabouling
Fabouling is when someone gets so high they act like a confused toddler who just ate too much candy and got hit by a truck.
I tried to text my mom, but I just sent a photo of a pizza and a sad face.
He tried to cook breakfast, but he burned the toast and cried.
She tried to answer the door, but she just yelled, 'I’m not home!' at the cat.