fabophilia - You think anyone who doesn’t know the difference between a c

You think anyone who doesn’t know the difference between a catamaran and a yacht is a total loser.

'I called my mom and she said 'What's a catamaran?' I hung up and cried.'

'He asked me if I knew what a yacht was. I said 'No. But I know what a good wine is.'

'I dated a guy who said 'yacht' like it was a curse.'