fabophilia
When you're so in love with being fancy that you'd rather die than be caught with a sock on your foot instead of a designer shoe.
'I'd rather sip champagne from a gold chalice than eat a burger at a gas station.'
'He's got a yacht, a French accent, and a passport with 12 stamps. I'm obsessed.'
'I threw a party and no one showed up. But I still wore a hat.'