Faboodle
When you're so tight with someone you think you're dating them, but you're just friends who act like they're in love and it's annoying.
'We're dating,' he said. I said, 'You’re not dating. You’re just texting me every hour.'
'We’re like a couple,' she said. I said, 'You’re like a couple of farts.'
'You’re my boyfriend,' I said. She said, 'You’re my annoyance.'