Faboodle
A fake dating situation where you think you're in a relationship because you hang out too much and text all day, but you're just friends who act like they're in love.
'We're basically dating,' she said. I replied, 'You text me every 30 minutes. You're not dating you're just desperate.'
'You’re my main squeeze,' he said. I said, 'You’re my main annoyance.'
'We’re like a couple,' I said. She said, 'You’re like my brother.'