Faboochi
Faboochi is the worst thing that ever happened to your butt. It's like having a soup of poop and sweat inside you.
I had to leave the room because my Faboochi was so bad. My friend said I smelled like a dead raccoon.
My dad told me I had the Faboochi of all Faboochis. I didn’t know that was a thing.
My teacher said I had Faboochi on my desk. I think I got detention for that.