FABOL (FABOLLING)

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FABOL is when you take a word that sounds cool and stick it on everything you sell, even if it doesn’t make sense.

That shirt is 'vibey' now. Vibey is FABOL. You're welcome.

Why is my cereal 'glamorous'? It’s just cereal. And it’s orange.

My pants are 'lit' now. I didn’t even know they had a light switch.

Fabolling is when you twist a cool word until it’s barely recognizable, just to slap it on a product and charge more.

'Chillax' is now 'chillaxing' and it costs $20. I just wanted to relax.

My coffee is now 'mood-boosting.' It’s just coffee. And I’m still sad.

That watch is 'luxurious.' It’s just a watch. And it broke.

FABOL is when you take a word that means something real and turn it into a brand name because you’re too lazy to think of anything else.

'Slay' is now a brand. I don’t even know what that means. But I bought it.

My hair is 'flawless.' It’s got split ends and I spilled coffee on it.

That chair is 'epic.' It’s just a chair. And it’s falling apart.

Fabolling is when you take a word, add a suffix, and call it a new thing just to trick people into buying your garbage.

'Boujee' is now 'boujee-ing.' I don’t even know what that is. But I paid $50 for it.

My socks are 'swoon-worthy.' They’re just socks. And they’re inside out.

That pen is 'boss-level.' I can’t even write with it. It’s too boss.

FABOL is when you take a word that people actually use and turn it into a brand because you’re too cheap to hire a real designer.

'Glow' is now a brand. I don’t glow. I’m just wearing a neon shirt.

My phone case is 'sparkly.' It’s just glitter. And it’s falling off.

That bag is 'snatched.' I didn’t even know it was a thing. But it’s $100.