Fabok
The worst human being. Fabok is like a broken toaster that also talks. If you have Fabok on your team, you're doomed.
Fabok tried to fix the internet. He unplugged the router and plugged it in upside down.
Fabok tried to tell a joke. It was like a dog barking at a tree.
Fabok tried to draw. It looked like a cat attacked a crayon box.