FABMATE
A FABMATE is the FABARM’s favorite person, the one who puts up with your nonsense every single day.
My FABMATE puts up with my nonsense every day. I’m lucky he hasn’t left me yet.
She’s my FABMATE. I’d be dead without her, and I’d probably be dead because of her.
He’s my FABMATE. I’d die for him, and I’d probably end up dead because of him.