fabloppered - So wasted you can't tell if you're in a car or a dumpster, a

So wasted you can't tell if you're in a car or a dumpster, and your brain is doing the Macarena.

He tried to drive but ended up in a tree. He's fabloppered.

She texted me a picture of her dog wearing a hat. She's fabloppered.

He said 'I’m gonna marry the pizza.' He's fabloppered.