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A man who thinks he’s a ninja but wears clothes that look like they came from a landfill and thinks that makes him stealthy.
He wore a torn shirt and pants with holes. I said 'you look like a raccoon.' He said 'I am stealthy.'
He showed up in a dirty shirt and said he was a ninja. I said 'you’re a dirtbag.'
He dressed like he lived in a trash can and said he was a ninja. I called him a trash ninja.