Fabliha
Fabliha is a goddess who only dates men who can take her slow. If you're a dumb kid, she'll laugh at you and call you a 'mug'.
Fabliha said I was a 'mug' for thinking she'd date me. I now live in her shadow forever.
She asked me a riddle and I said 'I don't know'. She laughed so hard I felt the earth shake.
I tried to flirt with her. She said I was a 'mug' and I now live in the back of the class.
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