Fable 2
A game that starts fun but turns into a f***ing nightmare. Glitches happen. Characters look like f***ing messes. You get blue stretch marks from upgrading Will.
My wife turned into a prostitute and my kid looked like a f***ing idiot.
I tried to be evil and my character looked like a tauren from World of Warcraft.
I got blue stretch marks and my sister died and I just smiled.