fablatch
to throw a big ol' chunk of your bodily waste directly on a girl's body part or some poor soul's stuff just to be a smelly, disrespectful mess. it's kinda like a laugh, but also kinda like a curse.
i fablatched her shoe during lunch because she laughed at my bad hair.
he fablatched my backpack on the bus and i had to wear a sock for a week.
i fablatched my teacher's desk just to see if she'd cry.