Fabius
A town so obscure, only your grandma knows about it and she only knows because she got lost there once.
My grandma said she got lost in Fabius and ended up eating a sandwich at a gas station. I believe her.
I asked my teacher where Fabius was. She said, ‘That’s where my uncle lives. He’s still confused.’
Fabius is the kind of town that makes you question your entire life.