Fabits
A Fabulous Faggot. Usually said when a guy is dressed like he just walked out of a gay parade and is trying too hard to be cool.
He showed up in a sequin shirt. I said, 'FABITS.' He said, 'You’re just a basic human.'
He wore pink and glitter. I said, 'FABITS.' He said, 'You’re just a sad human.'
He came in a dress and heels. I said, 'FABITS.' He said, 'You’re just a basic human.'