Fabitaet
Fabitaet is the guy who has abs for days but still goes to the gym like it’s a sacred duty. He’s got no life outside of lifting weights and showing off.
He came to the gym in a suit and said, ‘I’m lifting weights for my job.’
He did push-ups while eating a salad like it was a challenge.
He flexed so hard the mirror cracked and he didn’t care.