Fabiseski - So awesome you could be the reason your friend forgot to do

So awesome you could be the reason your friend forgot to do their homework.

You’re fabiseski. I’m just the one who got caught cheating.

That pizza? Fabiseski. I’m just the one who ate the whole thing and got a stomachache.

He’s fabiseski. I’m just the one who got stuck explaining why he’s late again.