Fabionics
A robot fabian that will burn your soul to ash if the Squeaner Patrol doesn't kick its ass before it eats your mom for lunch.
"I saw Fabionics in my dreams. I woke up screaming and my brother ate my cereal.", @FabianFanatic
"Fabionics is coming for my job and my dignity. I'm gonna hide in the closet with my goldfish.", @OfficeWorker123
"My dog ran away from Fabionics. Now he's a robot. His name is Fabian.", @DogsAreCool42