Fabiona
A human glitter bomb who somehow makes you feel good even when you’re being yelled at by your mom.
My mom screamed at me for burning the dinner, and Fabiona texted me, 'Burn it again. I like the smell of failure.'
She showed up at my school and said, 'Your mom is a disgrace. I’m taking over.'
She sent me a glittery photo of herself with a note: 'You’re not a failure. You’re just a glittery failure.'