fabiolous - A word that means something is so good it makes Fabio scream

A word that means something is so good it makes Fabio scream into a pillow like he just got dumped by a hot model.

My new suit is so fabiolous, I think I might cry.

This pizza is so fabiolous, I’m gonna propose to it.

This haircut is so fabiolous, I think I’ve reached my peak.